What is this thing called, love?

Bimbo actress: "What's that in the road? A head?"

Director: "No! The line is, 'what's that in the road ahead?' Get it right!"

Bimbo actress: "What is this thing called, love?"

Director: "No, no, no! The line is, 'what is this thing called love?' Honestly, Phillip! I can't go on with this."

(c) Benny Hill